I'm halfway there!
One hundro down another hundro to go.*
I just reserved Rock Band a couple of days ago and I can't freakin' wait. My wife and I give ourselves $100 out of our budget every month to do whatever we want with. Since I've used up my hundred ($86 on Rock Band - the rest from trade in money - and CDR - BUY BUY BUY), I can't do anything fun for the rest of the month (although I managed to sneak in a poker night, but maybe it didn't count because we both played?). It's worth it though.
I've decided I'm going to do something really fun with Rock Band but I can't really discuss it because I don't want anyone to steal the idea. Why did I even mention it then? I don't know. What else am I going to say about Rock Band that I haven't already said a thousand times on this blog? I gotta put something up though. So, I'm deciding to talk about something I can't talk about.
It's going to be great. I imagine some will be surprised, some will be angered and some will just go home. Oh shoot, I sort of gave a clue away with that 'go home' part. Crap! I gave it away even more by mentioning what part of the description was the clue. Gees, I did it again by saying that the clue was in the description. And on and on and on.
Jokes are funnier if you just keep one-upping but see I've done something different there. Instead of just merely one-upping the original joke I called it out and just said what I was doing in literal terms. That's avant-garde.
*Thank you to Cracked Out for the use of "hundro."