Halo Has Returned
In 2007, the year of our Lord, Halo has returned.
It is with great pleasure that I present to you, our Lord and Saviour, King of Kings, Halo. You may bow to your God now. All that have heard and believed, you will be saved says the King of the Xbox 360. He tells you this: you will be in heaven, this day, as sure as the bird flies and as sure as the lion roars, you will be saved.
Take heed followers, for this is the day of your death and your rebirth. You are now reborn, covered in the blood of sacrificed programmers. The old you has passed away. The new you shines the light of 1500 Xbox 360 loading screens. You are brand new and washed, cleansed by the holy spirit of Halo.
Come now, good people of earth. Your planet will be destroyed and a new one will be made in its place. A kingdom of heavenly Halo followers, worshiping and praising the good name of Halo. Your sacrifice and patience will be justly rewarded and your purchase of Halo 3 will not go unnoticed.
You will have justice and peace this day. You will know calmness. You. Will. Be. Saved!