[THE WORLD RAG] A 10,000-Year-Old Baby Mammoth Carcass Bong Found
photo: Sergei CherkashinA bong made out of the frozen carcass of a 10,000-year-old baby mammoth has been dug up in an ancient mall found in Siberia, a discovery science dudes said Wednesday could help in the study of drug paraphanelia technology.
The 4-foot gray-and-brown carcass bong, discovered in May by a reindeer man in Yamal or some sh*t, has its trunk and eyes still on it and it even has some fur still - which is gross - said Alexei Tikhonov, the main dude of the Russian Academy of Sciences' Zoological Institute.
The animal's tail and ear were apparently bitten off, probably because of caveman munchies, he said.
"The mammoth is an animal that you look at and you see that there are so many ways to smoke weed out of it," he said on Friday [ed. note: "We gon' get you hiiiiiiiiigh!!" - I love that movie]. "Mostly though, cavemen would use their snouts for the pipe part."
Science dudes believe mammoths lived from 4.8 million years ago to around 4,000 years ago. They think bad weather or overbongage by human hunters are possible reasons why they all died.