Ubisoft Gains Exclusive Rights To Bad Games On Wii
Top level folks have reported that Ubisoft has cut a deal with Nintendo to be the sole publisher of bad video games on the Wii.
“With games like GT Pro Series (with Steering Wheel), Red Steel, Monster 4x4 and countless others, Ubisoft has proved time and time again that they can deliver a really bad video game,” said Geens Bradbury Walker, Nintendo Spokeswoman.
Nintendo Spokesman, Philin Harvest Walker had this to say: “We here at Nintendo really can’t wait for a whole bunch of crappy Far Cry sequels,” said Philin Harvest Walker, Nintendo Spokesman.
This surprising move by Ubisoft puts into doubt several Wii titles, such as Escape From Bug Island and Chicken Shoot, currently in development. Many developers have spoken out against the deal.
“Oh no! We’re ruined,” said Mark Mark of Destination Software. "We have so many bad games in development right now. Of course, a big developer like Ubisoft has to come in with their big fat wallets and grab the bad game license."
Ubisoft has plans to make 34 bad Wii games within the next 3 years with only 2 good games on the schedule. They are going to release the 2 good games first to reel in gamers and then unleash the other 34 on a monthly basis.