Local Gamer Finds Ring In Bottom Of Moat
Michael Johnstocky, a gamer, has found a mysterious ring in the bottom of the local moat.
"Me and my bro were fishing and I got pulled in by a particularly large fish," said Johnstocky, a Tekken 3 master. "When I got to the bottom of the moat, I found a shiny ring stuck in the mud."
Johnstocky, the best Madden player in the county, took the ring to the town ringologist and the ringologist was very happy upon learning of the discovery.
"I've read books and seen movies about this ring," said Yule Reinstein, the town ringologist. "Legend has it that the wearer yields a lot of power. I think it's hogwash but my curiousity has been stroked."
Johnstocky, a Zelda timeline historian, thinks the ring is indeed powerful and that it isn't 'hogwash' as Reinstein puts it.
"I think the ring is indeed powerful and that it isn't hogwash as Reinstein puts it."
Johnstocky, a Sega Saturn owner, hopes to take the ring on the road, mostly to find buyers, but also to prove its mysteriousness.
"There is a lot of mysteriosity surrounding this ring. People don't believe me when I tell them it's mysterious. They'll soon see that I'm right when I take it on the road."