the game rag

He is survived by his brother Johnathan and his pimp at Electronic Arts. He was a developer for the game Spore but mostly just got coffee for Will Wright. He lived a mid-sized life and didn't particularly care to laugh, which is why he had a hard time figuring out the difference between sarcasm and being an a-hole. His parents are very sad and will miss him living there as they haven't gone a day without feeding him since he was born. He will/will not be missed.