Mobile Gaming Wins, Console Gaming Submits
As predicted by David Gosen, CEO and lead prophet of I-Play, console gaming has lost to mobile gaming.
"Twas a hard fight," said Whernor T. Featherwillow, president of console gaming. "It shames us to concede so early."
Mobile gaming and console gaming have been going head to head for years now and it was only a matter of time before one of them emerged victorious.
"Sorry dawg," said Shaun Mack, head gangsta of mobile gaming. "We just had to drop that ass."
David Gosen has been speaking prophecies on behalf of I-Play for 4 years. He started in the mailroom at the I-Play headquarters and worked his way up to lead prophet in 2 months. According to Gosen, it was a short but long road.
"I made a couple of predictions about my manager that got him fired and I just moved up quickly."
Gosen's not sure how accurate his prophecies are but he says they get him attention.
"I love attention. I really do... I wonder if those prophecies about my old manager are true? Huh. Oh well."