[JOYSTIQ WEEK] Sports Illustrated Offers Favorable Wii Impressions
Sports Illustrated's Adam Duerson praises Wii's ability to pick up chicks, especially chicks that aren't into sports much.
Regarding how well the system's pack-in whets girls, he states: "Wii Sports really gets a girl steaming. They love the feel of the remote and how they have to move it around to get it to work, as if to say, 'We normally wouldn't be into you guys because all you talk about is sports, but you've found a way into our hearts, and in turn, our pants' ... [It] also happens to be the best example of what the Wii ultimately is: a p*ssy magnet - and by that I mean a magnet that is technologically designed to physically pull in the female organ."
UPDATE: Fixed factual errors.