Glaxor326's Wii Vs. PS3 Comparison Vs. Contrastison Live Blog Extravaganza!
So today, because I'm a big time journalist, I just got 3 or 4 free Wiis and
PS3s* *in the mail and decided to make a blog about it that's a comparison
and contrast essay and to just let you guys know stuff about them and stuff.
*10:34 am: *They just delivered my wiis (4) in an icecream truck. That's kinda no big deal though cause I have everything delivered in an icecream truck.
*10:35 am: *Now I'm talking to this babe who's givin me hella wiis. She's totally into me but I got go check out these wiis cause it's my job. She shows me her boobs.
*10:38 am*: I'm opening two wii boxes at a time (2 arms). Inside is a wii and also a nes which is weird but then it explodes and a little fortune cookie letter is inside that says "NO FEAR" All the other boxes do this but with different fortune cookies like "NEVER LOOK BACK" and "PAST IS LIES". F'n class.
*10:42 am:* I'm all tryin to hook up my wiis and this fuggin jet lands in front of my house!
*10:43 am:* Oh man there is a spaceman inside with PS3s!
*10:44 am:* THERE ARE ONLY 3?! I fuggin slapped the spaceman in the face. He started cryin hecka much. He was probably a fake spaceman.
*10:50 am:* All the PS3s and wiis is out of the boxes and I'm checkin them out. There is a slot on the PS3 that looks like a wii would fit in it… I wonder…
*10:51 am:* WHAT THE FUG!? THE PS3 JUST INCINERATED MY WII! Guys don't put your wii in that slot! It will incinerate it!
*10:55 am:* I'm playing NBA07.
*10:57 am:* You can look at porns with the browser…
*12:46 pm:* PS3 made of moon stones, probably why so expensive.
* *
*12:48 pm:* The Wii is not only see-through you can stick your whole face in it. You see ghosts and sh*t.
*12:51 pm:* I tried to put two more wiis in the slot... same results.
*12:56 pm:* Turns out the PS3 is water cooled so you gotta hook it up to the sink.
*1:00 pm:* Zelda is so great! But you have to use 2 wii-motes + nunchucks at a time and swing them like flails which is a bit awkward but tonsa rewarding IN THE LONG RUN.
*1:12 pm:* Right on the back of the Wii Sports package it says only for gays. So make sure NOT to play it.
*1:30 pm:* DAMN FUGGIN WIIS KEEP INCINERATING! THAT WAS MY LAST ONE.
*1:42 pm:* PS3s will have to pay for killing my Wiis. I put them in my moms car and pushed it in a lake.
Well that's my blog about wiis and playsation 3s. I'm gonna see if I can get some more cause something happened to all mine. See ya later!