Video Game Analyst Predicts Downfall Of Johnson & Johnson
Mark Lowrysky, a video game analyst for VG Analysts, Inc., predicts that Johnson & Johnson, the company responsible for baby shower products, will go bankrupt in 2007.
"I've done all the research. I've made some pie charts. I even made one of those graphs that are 3-D. Johnson & Johnson is doomed."
According to Lowrysky, Johnson & Johnson just doesn't have the name recognition it needs.
"Sure, it's got products that people know and love. Sure, people buy their products all the time. Sure, parents are always purchasing stuff from them. But, they just don't have the brand recognition that the other big two baby shower companies have."
Lowrysky also predicts the downfall of Honda, McDonald's and Pizza Hut in 2007.
"They're finished. I've done the research. I've made some pie charts. I even made one of those graphs that are 3-D. Honda, McDonald's and Pizza Hut are doomed."