Survey Shows Perverts Love Wii
A Japanese research group polled 300 Japanese perverts about the future of perverted gaming. 73% responded that Wii would be their console of choice for the sexually explicit gaming they crave.
"The Wii remote could surpass the Rez Trance Vibrator for the record of peripheral most often placed against the genitals," says the report.
A surprising 60% of the perverts agreed that the Wii remote and nunchuck devices would best be used in game as "a phallus for penetration and a virtual hand for spanking" respectively.
One anonymous pervert interviewed afterwards was especially ecstatic about the possibilities.
"Imagine a tentacle monster simulator using multiple Wii-motes! Just set it in an all-girl high school or a crowded train car, and it would easily be the best selling game of all time in Japan!"
Japan is the world's number one source for tentacle monster related media, and is also the leader in pervertedness per capita.
Comments
If Nintendo markets a Hello Kitty Wii-mote, it's a sure thing.
Posted by: Kato | August 8, 2006 2:44 PM
that is the funniest shit i have ever read
Posted by: curly ben | August 26, 2006 10:06 PM