Nintendo To Announce Wii Release Date In DS Game
An unnamed spokesperson at Nintendo confirmed that "a new Nintendo DS adventure/mystery/sudoku/pet breeding game" will be based on the latest internet craze of trying to guess the Nintendo Wii release date.
"Using the touch screen, you'll be able to shuffle through over 10,000 forum posts worth of conspiracy theories, as well as over 100,000 sudoku games. Each completed task brings you one step closer to solving the mystery of the Nintendo Wii launch date. Oh, and it has Pokemon in it."
Equally unnamed analysts predict strong sales for the game.
"It really targets every demographic that Nintendo wants to capture. It has sudoku for older audiences, and Pokemon for younger audiences, and it's a mystery which appeals to the ever elusive female demographic. Women like to solve mysteries. They also like to write murders."
The game is set to release September 18, only 2 or 5 or 6 weeks before the Nintendo Wii launch date, depending on who you ask.