Kaz Hirai Eats At Red Lobster, Goes Berserk
Kazuo Hirai, president of Sony Computer Entertainment America Inc., was arrested Friday night at a Red Lobster restaurant in San Diego, CA.
The SCEA CEO apparently had enough of the heckling by a waiter while dining. Witnesses say that Hirai was enjoying a King Crab when the Red Lobster waiter handed him a shell cracker. The waiter then advised Hirai to use the shell cracker and "attack its weak point for massive damage".
Upon hearing the over-used internet meme, Kaz Hirai punched the waiter in the mouth.
Police officers arrived on the scene, taking away the angry Hirai while he screamed "You can't arrest me! I'm Kaz Hirai! Kaaaaaaaaaz Hiraaaaaaaaiiiiii!"
The waiter was then issued a fine by the police for using the old quote. "You can't fine me for doing that, it's not constitutional!" the waiter argued. An officer snarkily replied with "O RLY?"