Nintendo of Mexico's Headquarters Stalled En Route To 7-11
Nintendo of Mexico's official headquarters, a 1976 Ford Ranger pickup truck, broke down Tuesday afternoon during business hours.
"We juss wanted sum beef burritos und slerpee," said Juan Martinez, Vice President of Sales for Nintendo of Mexico. "But den dee enjin ovurheeded und chet."
With headquarters closed, Martinez and Pedro Garcia, Vice President of Marketing, were forced to walk three blocks to the store. "Ees fakken hot, mang," mused Garcia, who had to stop to rest twice before they arrived. "But we wur hungray so we wen' to gat sum food."
The technical difficulties did not stop Nintendo of Mexico from launching its new ad campaign, which features Martinez and Gomez yelling at children to buy Nintendo products.
"Dey don' eefen haff to be chilrens, dey can be ole peepals also," Garcia explained. "We juss yell at ebrywun, really."