Nintendo DS Stays Crunchy, Even in Milk
A recent study by the American Institute for Breakfast shows that Chex, Frosted Flakes and the Nintendo DS are the most likely to remain crunchy after submerged in milk for 20 minutes.
The Institute examined 30 different cereals as well as five consoles to determine which retained a crisp, crunchy state after sitting in milk at the breakfast table.
"Many products claim to be crunchy, but not all of them live up to the hype," explained Dr. Karla Dawn, a food scientist. "Some turn soggy, like oatmeal or wet socks."
Nintendo was very pleased with the results. "Nintendo has always prided itself in creating devices that are resistant to the lactations of bovine and goats," explained Reggie Fils-Aime, president of Nintendo of America. "When it comes to cows, we kick udder ass. That's a joke, son."
Surprisingly, Raisin Bran Crunch, which has been running ads touting its ability to be loud and crunchy, only ranked 11th overall, behind the XBox.
Comments
That was funny *and* informative. 5 stars. Will read again.
Posted by: Captain Crunch | July 8, 2006 5:04 PM