Barbie Horse Adventures Wild Horse Rescue Tired Of All The Ridicule
Barbie Horse Adventures Wild Horse Rescue, the video game, is getting tired of all the ridicule that its been getting in the press.
"Come on. It's getting old. I know I wasn't a very good game. I was for freakin' kids," said the game at a recent press conference.
The press has been making jokes about Barbie Horse Adventures Wild Horse Rescue ever since it was released for the Xbox in 2003. The game is very tired of it and has requested that all jokes be stopped.
"Seriously, the jokes aren't funny anymore. I mean, I'm an easy target. Just stop already!"
The press conference ended with the game making one more plea to stop making jokes about it.
"Seriously. They weren't funny to begin with, and they aren't funny now. We've heard all of the jokes. You will not come up with a funnier joke than the other press outlets. You are not a genius comedian that will blow our minds with your amazing ability to take an angle that no one has taken before. Just stop."
Comments
We'd make fun of you less if you weren't made backwards compatible on the 360 BEFORE PSYCHONAUTS GAH!
Posted by: KO | July 24, 2006 9:44 AM