Satoru Iwata To Buy Apple
Satoru Iwata, President of Nintendo, has just announced his plans to buy Apple.
"I very hungry. I think I buy apple to eat," said Iwata, while walking his cat.
When asked why he used English instead of Japanese to proclaim his plans he said, "I use English to talk about food purchase and only food purchase."
When asked why he only uses English to talk about food purchases he remarked, "I tired of talking. Please leave me alone."
When asked why he used English to respond to the food purchases question even though he wasn't talking about food he exclaimed, "I'm leaving. Good day to you. Hot dog."