the game rag

First of all I was the first person at my school to get a 360 and everyone was so jealous. So you should get and xobx just because then everyone will be jealous. Also some people probably think I shouldn't play this game because it is rated M but if you think that your probably a fag or something, I am really mature like way more mature then anyone in my class, my friends don't even know who tom sellick is. Also I've totally kissed a girl and I punched her in the face cause she was like "Don't kiss me ewwwww!".

Gameplay 9/10
The point of this game is to hit people in the face with pipes and stuff. Hiting people in the face is really fun but also kind of scary because chunks of there face come off and it makes me think that people are going to hit me in the face and make it have chunks come off. Sometimes you can use a shotgun and make there whole head come off. It's cool but sometime it gets too dark and I have to go find my mom but shes not home again and I think she got murdered. But whatever i keep a screwdriver next to my bed so if those murderers try to get me i'll stab them in the face!

Sound 4/10
When you hit people in the face it's like splat! And theres some music buts all like classical or something and tottaly lame. They should have had like Linkin Park or Nickleback that would have been sweeeeeet.

Grafics 111/10
The Grafics are so sweet on the 360 seriously it'll make everyone soo jealous.

Story 5/10
The story is really scary… it's like someone murdered someone and then you have to fight people who are on drugs or something. I think it's good but also they shouldn't make games so scary. I mean I'm mature and stuff so whatever. It just makes me think of death and how scary that would be if there wasn't a heaven or I went to hell or something. Luckily I go to a Christian school so I don't have to think about that stuff. The worst part about the story is how it gives you nightmares, but I had nightmares already so it just gave me different nightmares, so it's kinda a good thing. But you might not want to play if you don't already have nightmares.

Overall 9/10 Awesome!
This game is totally sweet but sometimes it's scary so it's definaltly not for girls or fags. Make sure your totally mature so you can play this game. And hitting people with pipes is sweet but there should have been Nickleback. Also I only played the demo so I don't know if the rest of the game is good.