Local Game Store Clerk Confirms PS3's Specs, Offers Preorder For Single Lucky Customer
03.25.06 - William Baker, a clerk at the Bagtown Mall branch of Electronics Warehouse, confirmed the technical specifications of Sony's Playstation 3 console while in conversation with a customer last Wednesday.
"Yeah, it's going to have like two hundred gigahertz," Baker reportedly told Steven Bellingham, "It's going to have wi-fi and everything."
According to further information obtained from Baker, we can expect the PS3 to:
-play PSP games
-record TV
-automatically backup games to an eighty gigabyte hard drive
-be totally rad.
Baker then told the customer that, for a small fee, he would guarantee him a chance to preorder the console. Bellingham refused, but told Baker that he was "Totally thankful, dude, really."
When Bellingham asked for information about the Nintendo Revolution, Baker replied with, "One word: holograms."