Blind Quadriplegic Excels At Dead Or Alive
02.28.06 - Thomas Jones lost the use of his arms, legs and eyes when thirty canisters of whipped cream exploded in a grocery store, but that hasn't stopped him from being the best Dead or Alive player in Anaheim, California.
The 11-year-old boy has learned to play various fighting games with just the use of his nose, chin and tongue. “It’s an extraordinary story,” said the boy’s mother, Gladys. “He has shown remarkable skill and adaptability.”
“All them bitch ass niggers think they got skills, but they ain’t got nothing,” explained the child, who has steadily beaten his friends in fighting-style games like Fatal Fury. “Come on, fags, ya’ll [sic] boring my crippled ass!”
His father, Edward, still has no idea how his son works his magic. "I mean, what the hell, he's blind and has no limbs," he pondered. "The kid can't even wipe his own ass but he can work the hell out of Soul Calibur. That's my boy."